Ep 10
"El profesor"
XXX-Numele meu este Leonardo Duarte,si sunt noul vostru profesor de geografie.As vrea sa va prezentati.Incepem de aici.Cum te numesti domnisoara?
Emiliana(Britney Spears)-Numele meu este Ema Rivera Penlipe.
Leonardo(Christian Meier)-Ti s-a mai spus ca esti foarte frumoasa?
Emiliana-Cred ca nu e treaba dv daca mi s-a spus sau nu!
Leonardo-Incercam sa-ti fac un compliment.Oricum!Sa continuam cu prezentarile.
Annie(Anahi)Simpatic profu,nu?
Dul(Dulce Maria)Nu stiu..Poate.
La sfarsitul orei can elevii ieseau din sala de clasa profesorul astepta pe cineva anume.
Leonardo-Holla belleza!
Emiliana-De unde stiai ca sunt aici?
Leonardo-Sa spunem ca am ghicit.Ti-am simtit dorul dupa ce ai plecat.
Emiliana-Serios?
Leonardo-Dar tu?Tu mi-ai simtit lipsa?
Emiliana-Mai conteaza?
Leonardo-Apropo de ce ai plecat?
Emiliana-Ca sa scap de tine!E buna explicatia asta?
Leonardo-Zgarii mai tare ca o pisica!Iti aduci aminte ca ne placea sa ne jucam de-a soarecele si pisica?
Emiliana-Ai imbatranit Leo!Nu-mi mai placi.
Leonardo-Cum poti sa ma arunci ca pe o pereche de cioarapi vechi?
Emiliana-Foarte simplu!(impingandu-l)Uite asa!
Leonardo-Fata asta...mereu mi-a placut!N-am s-o las sa-mi scape!Imi place din ce in ce mai mult...
Perla(Genesis Rodriguez)Hei!Imi placi!Ce-ai zice sa ne imprietenim?
Emiliana-Poate...Mai vedem..Nu se stie niciodata.
Perla-Ce ai zice sa megem la un suc?
Emiliana-Nu stiu...
Melissa(Ana Layevska)-Haide!Doar suntem colege de camera!
Emiliana-(plictisita)Serios?
Melissa-Da!Am vazut lista!
Emiliana-Bine...C'mon girls!
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Ep 9-partea 1
"Novedades"
Norma(Angelina Jolie)-Vei fi cel mai faimos fotomodel!
Renato(Fernando Colunga)-Fii serioasa!Nu-i mai baga copilului atatea porcarii in cap.Numai femeile au aceste "slujbe".Daca pot sa le zic asa...
Norma-Faci discriminare!Asta faci!Sunt sute de barbati care lucreaza astfel!
Renato-Lucreaza?Asta numesti tu munca?Sa te fatai pe o pasarela de colo-colo?Esti mai nebuna decat credeam.
Norma-Si de ce te-ai mai insurat cu mine daca sunt nebuna?Acum regreti,nu?
Renato-Plec la fabrica!Anunta-ma cand te simti mai bine!
Norma-Nu mai vorbi asa in fata copilului.
Antonio(Eddy Vilard)-Mama!Nu mai sunt un copil!Stiu ce se petrece in casa asta.Stiu!Stiti ceva?Ma bucur ca m-ati trimis la un colegiu.Asa nu sunt nevoit sa ascult certurile voastre zilnice.Plec in camera mea.
Renato-Fiule....
Antonio-Am mult de invatat!Va rog...Nu ma deranjati!
Norma-Asta e numai din vina ta!
Renato-Mai taci,Norma!
In casa familiei Regnosa de Castillo
Annie-Mama,tata!Hello!Carlotita!
Carlota(Joss Stone)-Spuneti,domnisoara!
Annie-Carlota,unde sunt parintii mei?Adineauri erau aici!Peste 6 ore trebuie sa ma intorc la scoala si vreau sa-mi iau la revedere de la ei.
Carlota-Domnul si Doamna Regnosa de Castillo au plecat la o petrecere.Mi-au spus sa va dau acesti bani.
Annie-Bani,bani si iarasi bani.Numai la bani se gandesc.In loc sa mai stea putin cu mine,nu..ei trebuie sa plece la o petrecere!Macar puteau sa ma ia si pe mine..
Cassandra(Avril Lavigne)Planul meu nu va da gres!
Sabrina(Ludwika Paleta)La ce te referi?
Cassandra-Nu e treaba ta!Dar daca esti atat de curioasa...Iti spun!Dar daca sufli o vorba....
Sabrina-Nu sunt turnatoare.
Cassandra-Am un plan pentru a-l face pe Ucker sa ma placa!
Sabrina-Parca ziceai ca e topit dupa tine.
Cassandra-Cand am spus asta?
Sabrina-Nu mai stiu exact...Dar stiu sigur ca mi-ai spus!
Cassandra-Ay!Ti-am spus,nu ti-am spus.Ce mai conteaza?Tot una e!
Sabrina-Si..cum e planul tau?
Cassandra-Ma crezi atat de proasta incat sa-ti spun?
Sabrina-Pai...
Cassandra-Nu mai spune nimic.
Sabrina-Cine o sa ma impiedice?
Cassandra-Eu!
Sabrina-Aha..Tu si ce armata?
Paola(Victoria Ruffo)-Fetelor!Eu si tatal vostru trebuie sa mergem la o petrecere fabuloasa!Ne luam de pe acum la revedere de la voi.
Carlos(Cesar Evora)-Nu am spus niciodata ca merg la petrecerea aia.E foarte plictisitor.
Paola-Dragul meu!Asculta ce-ti spun!Daca nu mergi iti promit ca nu-ti mai adresez nici-un cuvant!
Carlos-Ce amenintare!Fetelor,noi mergem la petrecere.
Sabrina-Parca spuneai ca nu vrei sa mergi.
Carlos-Vedeti si voi cum ma ameninta mama voastra.Am de ales?
Cassandra&Sabrina-Nu prea...
Cassandra&Sabrina rad.
A doua zi la scoala.
Directorul-Stimati elevi!V-o prezint pe noua voastra colega.Eleva Emiliana Rivera Penlipe.
Emiliana(Britney Spears)Dar imi puteti spune Ema.Daca imi spuneti Emiliana o sa ma prefac ca nu va aud.
Directorul-Am inteles cu totii asta.Te poti aseza in ce banca doresti.
Emiliana-Thanks!
Dul(Dulce Maria)-Cine se crede asta?Infumurata mai e..
Annie(Anahi)-Deja imi e antipatica.
Mai(Maite)Tuturor ne e!Fii sigura!
Directorul-Regnosa,Marinas si Palacios!De ce nu spuneti tuturor ce aveti de spus.Se pare ca e foarte interesant.
Mai-Pai...noi..
Dul-Voiam sa-i uram "Bun venit"noii noastre colege.
Annie-Asa e!
Emiliana-Ms!Sper sa ne intelegem bine..desi..nu cred.Sunteti mult prea inferioare pentru mine.
Annie-Deja o urasc.
Va las sa va faceti ora de geografie in liniste.
Perla(Genesis Rodriguez)In sfarsit a plecat!Iar noi nu avem profesor de geografie.Asta inseamna ca ora aceasta nu facem geografie.
XXX-Nu as fi prea sigur domnisoara.
Emiliana-Tu?
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Ep 8-partea 1
Monica(Vanessa Villela)-Holla Chris!
Chris(Christian)tipa.
Monica-Ay Chris...Nu-mi spune ca te-am speriat.
Chris-Nu!Nu!Deloc...Nu m-ai speriat..De ce crezi asta?
Monica-Pentru ca ai tipat.
Chris-Eu?Eu am tipat?Ti s-a parut..Trebuie sa plec..
Mai(Maite)-Chris!Chris!
Chris-Ce vrei?
Mai-Ce s-a intamplat aseara?
Chris-La ce te referi?
Mai-Cum la ce ma refer?
Chris-Aaaa...La chestia aia...Da..da...Care chestie?
Mai-(enervandu-se)Nu fi prost..Chris!Ce s-a intamplat cu Annie si Poncho?
Chris-Aaaa..Da!Cand am intrat in camera...
Dul(Dulce Maria)-Aha...Fa-ma sa inteleg Tony!Deci..trebuie sa o mut cu 90 de grade la dreapta?
Antonio(Edy Vilard)-No!Greu mai intelegi Dul...
Mai-(tipand)Ceee???
Dul-Scuza-ma Tony!Continuam lectia asta mai tarziu..poate maine...
Antonio-Nici o problema!
Dul-Mai,ce s-a intamplat?
Mai-Annie...Annie...
Dul-Ce s-a intamplat cu Annie?
Chris-Annie s-a sarutat cu Poncho!!!I-am vazut eu aseara!
Dul-No manches!De asta Annie era atat de trista..
Dul,Chris si Mai ii vad pe Annie si pe Poncho venind din aceiasi directie.
Mai-Annie..dar voi nu erati certati?
Annie-Nu!(zambind)Suntem cei mai buni prieteni..
Ponho-Da!
Dupa 3 zile
Dul-E week-end!Super!!!!Ma saturasem de atata invatat...
Mai-Da...
Annie-Obositoooor....Trebuie sa vina soferul sa ma duca acasa,dar vad ca intarzie..
Mai-La mine a sosit.Bye girls!Ne vedem luni.
Dul-Pa!Ma bucur ca te-ai impacat cu Poncho!
Annie-Da..Dul!Tie...iti place Poncho,nu?
Dul-Nu!Bineinteles ca nu!Suntem prieteni foarte buni.Credeam ca stii asta.
Annie-Voiam sa stiu...
Dul-De ce?Annie...nu cumva iti place Poncho mai mult decat ca prieten?
Annie-No Dul...No seas tarada...Hai ca plec.Pa!
Dul-E tare greu sa recunosti realitatea...Dar..ce sa faci..?
Turnu Severin: Staţiunea Bala, tot mai căutată de mehedinţeni
Turnu Severin: Staţiunea Bala, tot mai căutată de mehedinţeni
Nu departe de oraşul Baia de Aramă şi la o distanţã de circa 70 km de Severin, se află staţiunea balneo-climaterică Bala cu ape termo-minerale, cunoscutã încă de pe timpul dacilor. Apele minerale de aici sunt la fel de bune ca şi cele de la Herculane. Complexul de Odihnã şi Tratament Balnear este amenajat pentru asigurarea tuturor serviciilor necesare, fiind dotatã cu mijloace terapeutice moderne, tratamentul fãcându-se la baza medicalã din hotelul Ceres.
Construit pe patru nivele, înconjurat de brazi, aici este locul unde se întâmplă minunile medicale. Are o capacitate de 208 locuri. Cazarea se face în camere cu două paturi, cu televizor, cu încălzire centrală şi apă caldă în permanenţă. Masa este servită în pensiunea-cantină din incinta unităţii, celălalte activităţi pentru petrecerea timpului liber, se desfăşoară în club, iar tratamentul se aplică în baza medicală specializată din hotel. “Până anul trecut, veneau pacienţi numai din Mehedinţi şi din judeţele limitrofe. Acum, avem din toată ţara. Avem grupuri de la Botoşani, Suceava sau de la Constanţa”, ne spune directorul complexului, Constantin Cîtu.
Pe lângă pensionari, se pot caza şi turiştii
Cei care vin aici se simt aproape ca acasă, căci în marea lor majoritate sunt pensionari. „Sunt pentru prima dată aici. Împreună cu ginerele meu, m-am uitat pe internet şi am văzut că e o staţiune bună. E mai greu cu transportul, mai ales în zilele de sâmbătă şi duminică, pentru că nu poţi ajunge aici, dar ar trebui pe plan local să se ia o măsură. Tratamentul este foarte bun, iar oamenii foarte amabili. Voi mai veni cu cea mai mare plăcere, mai ales că sunt aici şi urme romane”, ne-a spus Veronica Suciu din Tg. Mureş.
Biletul unui tratament de 18 zile este, pentru pensionari, jumătate din valoarea cuponului de pensie. Dar, nu numai pensionarii pot veni aici. „În hotel, avem locuri şi pentru flotanţi. De exemplu, dacă un turist vrea să înopteze la noi şi să stea pe cont propriu, îl costă 105 lei pe zi, preţ care include cazare, trei mese pe zi şi proceduri”, ne spune directorul Cîtu.
Turiştii au dormit şi pe holuri
Complexul este ocupat acum în proporţie de 95%, dar au fost şi zile mai pline. „Capacitatea este de 208 locuri, dar am avut şi 260. Toată lumea se mira pe unde i-am cazat. Pe holuri, prin baza de tratament, avem vreo 40 de fotolii pat pe care le-am băgat prin fiecare cameră, pentru că, de regulă, vin şi cu câte un copil. Am mai amenajat şi în club sau în sala de gimnastică. La urma urmei, pacienţii nu vin să doarmă, vin să-şi facă tratamentul, să-şi facă procedurile”, ne-a declarat directorul complexului.
Miracole prin tratamente specializate
Staţiunea oferă alinare pentru pacienţi cu afecţiuni ale aparatului locomotor, reumatismale, inflamatorii, ginecologice, hepato-biliare, digestive, de nutriţie, endocrine şi ale căilor urinare. Ca factori terapeutici, în staţiune se găsesc ape minerale mezotermale, slab sulfuroase, oligominerale, nămol sapropelic sulfuros, climat de crutare, aerosoli generaţi de plantele de câmp şi o atmosferă bogată în ioni negativi.
Articolul se datoreaza Cristinei Popescu. Sursa: Adevarul
The 4 Dragons: A Chinese Tale
Once upon a time, there were no rivers and lakes on earth, but only the Eastern Sea, in which lived four dragons: the Long Dragon, the Yellow Dragon, the Black Dragon and the Pearl Dragon. One day the four dragons flew from the sea into the sky. They soared and dived, playing at hide-and-seek in the clouds. "Come over here quickly!" the Pearl Dragon cried out suddenly. "What's up?" asked the other three, looking down in the direction where the Pearl Dragon pointed. On the earth they saw many people putting out fruits and cakes, and burning incense sticks. They were praying! A white-haired woman, kneeling on the ground with a thin boy on her back, murmured: "Please send rain quickly, God of Heaven, to give our children rice to eat.." For there had been no rain for a long time. The crops withered, the grass turned yellow and fields cracked under the scorching sun. "How poor the people are!" said the Yellow Dragon. "And they will die if it doesn't rain soon." The Long Dragon nodded. Then he suggested, "Let's go and beg the Jade Emperor for rain." So saying, he leapt into the clouds. The others followed closely and flew towards the Heavenly Palace. Being in charge of all the affairs in heaven, on earth and in the sea, the Jade Emperor was very powerful. He was not pleased to see the dragons rushing in. "Why do you come here instead of staying in the sea and behaving yourselves?" The Long Dragon stepped forward and said, "The crops on earth are withering and dying, Your Majesty. I beg you to send rain down quickly!" "All right. You go back first, I'll send some rain down tomorrow." The Jade Emperor pretended to agree while listening to the songs of the fairies. "Thanks, Your Majesty!" The four dragons went happily back. But ten days passed, and not a drop of rain came down. The people suffered more, some eating bark, some grass roots, some forced to eat white clay when they ran out of bark and grass roots. Seeing all this, the four dragons felt very sorry, for they knew the Jade Emperor only cared about pleasure, and never took the people to heart. They could only rely on themselves to relieve the people of their miseries. But how to do it? Seeing the vast sea, the Long Dragon said that he had an idea. "What is it? Out with it, quickly!" the other three demanded. "Look, is there not plenty of water in the sea where we live? We should scoop it up and spray it towards the sky. The water will be like rain drops and come down to save the people and their crops." "Good idea!" The others clapped their hands. "But," said the Long Dragon after thinking a bit, "We will be blamed if the Jade Emperor learns of this. "I will do anything to save the people," the Yellow Dragon said resolutely. "Let's begin. We will never regret it." The Black Dragon and the Pearl Dragon were not to be outdone. They flew to the sea, scooped up water in their mouths, and then flew back into the sky, where they sprayed the water out over the earth. The four dragons flew back and forth, making the sky dark all around. Before long the seawater became rain pouring down from the sky. "It's raining! It's raining!" "The crops will be saved!" The people cried and leaped with joy. On the ground the wheat stalks raised their heads and the sorghum stalks straightened up. The god of the sea discovered these events and reported to the Jade Emperor. "How dare the four dragons bring rain without my permission!" The Jade Emperor was enraged, and ordered the heavenly generals and their troops to arrest the four dragons. Being far outnumbered, the four dragons could not defend themselves, and they were soon arrested and brought back to the heavenly palace. "Go and get four mountains to lay upon them so that they can never escape!" The Jade Emperor ordered the Mountain God. The Mountain God used his magic power to make four mountains fly there, whistling in the wind from afar, and pressed them down upon the four dragons. Imprisoned as they were, they never regretted their actions. Determined to do good for the people forever, they turned themselves into four rivers, which flowed past high mountains and deep valleys, crossing the land from the west to the east and finally emptying into the sea. And so China's four great rivers were formed -- the Heilongjian (Black Dragon) in the far north, the Huanghe (Yellow River) in central China, the Changjiang (Yangtze, or Long River) farther south, and the Zhujiang (Pearl) in the very far south.
The Legend of the Marble Cat
Deep, deep in the rainforest, a very long time ago, a jungle mother gave birth to six, perfect little kittens and the Spirit of the Forest was pleased.
Four of them looked just like their mother, soft and gold and spotted all over, like tiny leopards, a pattern designed by nature to hide them in the deep forest from ancient and fearful enemys who liked kittens for lunch.
The other two, however, were different. They, too, had coats as soft as velvet, but one of them was all gold, as bright as the sun and the other was as white as the full moon! Mother named them Sunlight and Moonbeam.
She named her other kittens more traditional names, names that had been passed from mother cat to daughter cat, on and on, down through the generations: Panthera, Tiger Lily, Orchid and Raven.
Deep in the nest, hidden in the secret glen behind the waterfall, in the thickest part of the rainforest where the trailing orchids bloomed in a wild and colorful profusion, Mother cared for her kittens and worried.
She knew that her son Moonbeam and her daughter Sunshine would soon be exposed to a very dangerous world and with their beautiful, bright coats, they would stand out like lights on the jungle floor, easy for enemies to see.
As the kittens grew and the day approached when they would be venturing from the safety of the den, Mother began to council them in the ways of concealment: To Sunshine and Moonbeam she said: "Now, remember, until you are grown and can run very fast, you must stay under leaves and vines so you will be hidden from above. Never venture into the open jungle unless you can sit in a spot of bright sun or a beam of the full moon, for that is what you look like.
To her spotted children she said: "You must also be cautious, but you may use the pattern of the forest floor as your camouflage. When stalking your prey, move only when they look away and when you freeze in place, your spots will help you to disappear into the sun dappled jungle.
And so it was that the two kittens learned to hide their special beauty, venturing out from beneath the leaves and vines only rarely, while their spotted brothers and sisters came and went as they pleased, carrying their concealment with them. The Spirit of the Forest was pleased.
One bright, sunny day, Mother took her four tiny leopards on a hunting lesson, warning Sunlight and Moonbeam to stay hidden until they returned.
"I don't want to stay here all day." complained Sunshine, "Me either. I want to watch Mother." replied Moonbeam. "Why don't we just creep from plant to plant and keep hidden. She will never know we're there." suggested Sunshine. Off they went, excited to be on an adventure, and, being the good kittens they were, proceeding cautiously as well, remembering all the lessons their mother had taught them.
They could smell the scent of their family and followed it. They scampered on, always under the leaves of low growing plants, while the sunlight painted beautiful, undulating patterns of deep shade on their bright coats.
Suddenly, the smell of danger raised the hairs on their backs and they froze like statues even before they saw the horrible sight. As their eyes adjusted to the pure sunlight, the kittens saw they were at the edge of a brightly lit clearing, filled with dry weeds and golden grasses. Up against a rock wall were their brothers and sisters, cringing in the presence of... Jackel! A very large Jackel! He was in between Mother and her kittens. Mother was crouched and snarling behind him. Everyone knew, Jackels eat kittens!
Glancing back and forth between the kittens and their mother, Jackel sneered and boasted to her, "You know I'm going to get at least one of them, maybe even two. Why, I'll be out of here with my lunch before you can reach me. I just don't know which one to take first. They are all so fat and yummy looking."
Under the cover of a leaf, Sunshine and Moonbeam looked at each other and passed a single thought between them. "Mother's lessons!". They silently circled the small clearing, keeping to the cover of the forest. Now they were on opposite sides of Jackel and entered the dry weeds. Softly. Quietly. Keeping as flat to the ground as the dry, dusty rocks, they inched toward their ancient enemy, each moving only when he turned his attention to gloat to Mother or frighten the kittens. As they neared the Jackel, Mother's crouching posture changed just slightly, subtlety. She knew they were there! She couldn't smell them because they had wisely placed themselves down wind of the enemy, but she could just barely see her bright and beautiful children in the bright sunlight of the field! Intent on the kittens he had cornered, Jackel was oblivious, he never knew what hit him.
Jackel took half a step toward the frightened kittens frozen against the rock face and Wham! The earth before him erupted in a squalling, screaming fury of knives and teeth! Stunned and frightened, Jackel felt Mother's teeth sink deeply into his rear haunches and her claws rack his sides. Slashing, screaming demons were fastened to his head! Leaping madly about the clearing and crashing into trees and rocks, Jackel finally managed to dislodge his attackers and all he could see with the eye that was still open, was the tail end of Mother, as she disappeared into the jungle.
Panthera, Tiger Lily, Orchid and Raven had been stunned by the apparently sudden appearance of their brother and sister, but wasted no time streaking past the besieged Jackel, into the safety of the rainforest. They were followed shortly by Sun, Moon and Mother. Together, they ran swiftly through the jungle, to the safety of their hidden den, in the secret glen, behind the waterfall, in the thickest part of the rainforest where the trailing orchids bloomed.
It had been a miracle. Nothing needed to be said. Mother cleaned her kittens and purred them to sleep.
Sunlight and Moonbeam awoke at dusk, from a deep slumber of complete exhaustion. They crept out of the den, called by a silent summons. There! Under the big tree, or was it part of it? They thought they could see the faint form of the Spirit of the Forest. They knew it was she who had summoned them.
Her voice was like the whisper of the leaves or maybe the passing breeze, but the kittens could hear her plainly in their heads. This was strange, indeed. Not in the time of any ancestor they could remember, had anyone actually seen the Spirit of the Forest, but, oddly, they were not frightened.
She spoke, "You are all my children and I love you. Even the Jackel is one of my children, but it was not his destiny to eat kitten for lunch today. You have performed a selfless act of incredible bravery and shall be rewarded. I give you something you have always wanted, the gift of concealment."
To Moonbeam she said: "You will be a cat of the night: I bless you with the misty shadows of the leaves and vines, falling across your back by the light of the full moon. You will be able to pass by unnoticed in the night jungle."
To Sunshine she said: "You are to be a cat of the day, wearing the deep shadows of the leaves and twisting creepers across your body, letting your glittering sunlit coat sparkle through in bits and swirls. You will be impossible to see in the jungle on a sunny day. Step forward now."
The kittens stepped out from under the leaves they had instinctively stood under and were amazed to see that their coats now had the patterns of the vines and leaves.
As her image and voice began to fade, The Spirit of the Forest said, "From now on, your names will be Secret Sun and Hiding Moon. All of your unspotted descendants will be blessed with these marking as well, to conceal them safely in either sun or moonlight. I am pleased."
To this day, marbled kittens carry with them the patterns of the leaves and vines of that long ago jungle, the reward of their ancestors' uncommon courage: the shadows cast upon them through the trees, by the sun and the moonlight.
Discovered by Susan Dunsworth after countless hours of research, pouring over ancient texts and speaking with cats.
© 2004
funnymady1992 and Star
A very cute video about me and Star, my mare...hope you enjoy the video, as well as the song :)
